Pirate Check: Lagunitas Cappuccino Stout
Yeeaaarrgghhh! G’day me mateys. Tis been a while since we saw yee last but fear not, Capp’n Muffer still lives to sail another day. This day however, he sails a little off course due to a potent lil’ potion he ingested earlier. If yee be in the market for a strong wee ale then t’day be yer day b’cause the Capp’n here has a wee gem ta share with ya. Lagunitas Cappuccino Stout is just such a brew. Me 1st mate, Toadwart ‘ere, is mighty fond of his pint of Cappuccino Stout but he be the kind o’ amphibian who likes an ale as much as his coffee and be just the sort to ‘ave either or both first thing in the morning or last thing the night before if yee follow me.
If yee be the prissy kind o’ land lubber who frowns upon such misadventures then read yee no further for there is no solace fer yee here. Lagunitas Cappuccino Stout weighs in at a hefty 8.8% so don’t be fooled by her slender hips me hearteys cos she’s far weightier than she looks and even if yee fare well with this brew yee might be waking up to something girthier than 8.8% if yee catch me meaning. Lagunitas Cappuccino has a rich brown colour with hints of red mixed in. She’s a delicious wench though, and the potent coffee flavour is a welcome treat; comin’ across smooth and ever so slightly sweet.
Well lads ‘n lassies, it also happens ta be the begins of spring, so if yee be like yer ol’ pal Capp’n Muffer here ‘n are custom to wakin up in flower beds( and assortments of strange places) remember ta roll over ‘n smell the daffodils. YaarrrrrHHH! Have a good weekend me hearteys!
